It was the cat.
Play fighting with the dog
Car accident
A knife slipped and I accidentally sliced myself
Don't get me started on this one
I fell
Mind your own business
I did it
I fell asleep and the clowns got me
Unprotected sex with a porcupine
What? you haven't seen cuts(or scars) before?
The squirrels...the squirrels are coming! (then run away)
I cut myself..shaving.
Well...life is just one big war against yourself, and I surrendered
I was running with scissors again...
Never hug Edward Scissorhands!
I tried juggling knives
I fell and hit my head so hard that i went unconcious. And when i woke up, i had all these.
Never